"A Happy life Consists Not In The Absence, But The Mastery Of Hardships"

I went on a teensy weensy shopping trip this weekend. Just to try and cheer myself up. Boy, Bad idea. Now I'm broke , exhausted, and still down in the dumps. Actually, I feel fantastic but I'm trying to cover up the fact that I'm one of those women that needs retail therapy to snap out of a funk. It worked. I'm super thrilled.



Bfriend got his hair cut by Dusan, who looks and acts gay but isn't...



And Baby really stuck it to me on this trip. This child will eventually grow up to be a typical guy. One that hates shopping with a passion. Feels its a waste of time. His future girlfriends are really not going to like that too much. Anyhow, Baby threw himself on the floor screaming multiple times today. Back arching, snot flying, he even started chewing on his hand he was so mad that every balloon, every toy, everything wasn't his for the taking. He even threw a fake apple at a little girl in Pottery Barn Kids. She had a fake pineapple and wouldn't give it to him. I was very close to carving out my reproductive organs with plastic cutlery at the food court. I actually debated trading my son for 10 pairs of shoes at Neiman Marcus because they don't take Visa. Alas, the sales help didn't go for it. They probably thought I was kidding! HAhahaha.



Got a fun tiny game for ya'll-

What famous person said these words at an Award show?

"Make...me...beautiful...duet!"