A Moo-ving Tale

20 years ago, my friend Karen and I ate multiple hamburgers a day. Each and everyday. I'm sure we were sowing the seeds to Coronary Artery Disease, but we were young and careless and in love with the Bovine. I still eat hamburgers. But now as I eat them, I see the big dark eyes staring at me and detect soft mooing in the background of my mind...




Had I crocheted at the time, I would have made this dress designed by Joy Kampia. Or put it on my parent's credit card and bought the thing at asking price. That sucker would have been mine. I would have worn it with 5 inch heeled snake skin pumps called "New Moods". We had a pair in every color. I would have picked green to match the lettuce. I was a fashion stickler for details back then in my teens...