Change Of Plans

Rav's Knitnsticks has kindly pointed out that this is the project for me. I shall get started right away!

Oh, and PS...another change of plans! Since Senator John McCain has so brilliantly played the best game of chess move on the Obama Campaign, I have no choice but to vote for him since he put a Vagina on the ticket. Sure, she is a hunter. She wants to shoot wolves from helicopters. She wants polar bears to get off the Endangered list. She is against abortion, even under the most serious cases like rape and incest (get rid of legal abortion and we'll have possibly 40 million unwanted or neglected children every year). She chose to have her Down Syndrome baby. Isn't having a choice nice? Oh, and you can forget Gay Marriage! Not on her watch! She has virtually no experience, no foreign policy experience, has only been abroad like twice...but she has a vagina. How will she stand up to Russia? Yes, she stands against everything I believe in. But John McCain thinks that doesn't matter. What matters is that she's a woman. So we need to elect a man who would put us into harms way even more, by putting a radical conservative, with no experience and 5 children, a heart beat away from being Commander in Chief!