Thursday, January 12, 2012

No Nips!



Everyone that knows me personally, knows I hate to see Nips. Take the trip to TNNA. I shared a room with 4 other women under the strict guideline that I wouldn't see anyone's naked body. Not even a quick nipple shot. Freaks me out. Now. I am not modest, nor am I a prude (God knows) but...anyhow...I once showed my friend Becky my breasts, but that was only because I was 9 months pregnant and they were so weird looking that I wanted to share these "Bulls eyes for babies" with her. She's also not a big fan of the Nips. So, imagine my disappointment when I sat down with my new copy of "Loop-d-Loop Crochet" and discovered page upon page of Nips galore. Not an undergarment in sight. Imagine my horror to see a loosely crocheted skirt over a full B...u...s...h! WTF! I just don't understand this. I guess she is trying to be all edgy and what not but I'm seriously traumatized here. There are also some strange obese transvestites photographed wearing pretty crocheted sweaters...without undergarments. I want a refund!!! Am I overreacting? I think not.

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